Gwen Dislikes Most Things: An Introduction
Recently, I have been trying to enrich the diet of the ever-fluffy Gwen with fresh vegetables from a list I compiled with the help of the internets and a veterinarian. Thus far, she has turned her nose up at everything, except carrots. But she has always liked carrots, and reaffirming that she likes things she had previously liked was not the point of this exercise. To be perfectly honest, these results shouldn’t have surprised me, because Gwen Dislikes Most Things. (Holy cannoli, there’s the title right there!!!!! I know. I am a literary genius.)
Thus, this post. Because I wanted to share with the world some of the things that Gwen dislikes. Don’t worry, I have used my expert Photoshop skills to create visual images (otherwise known as pictures) so that you don’t even have to read about the things Gwen dislikes- instead you can simply gaze at your computer screen and scroll mindlessly. You’re welcome. Enjoy!
Kisses. Gwen dislikes kisses. Even from incredibly beautiful people who feed her daily.
Romaine Lettuce. Disgusting. I don’t even know what I was thinking.
Cars. This one shouldn’t be surprising, if you’ve come across this.
Children. I think of all the things that Gwen dislikes, she dislikes children the most. And children are attracted to her because she is so stinkin’ adorable I could die. The combination is rather unsavory for all parties involved.
Stay tuned for more, because Gwen Dislikes Most Things on a regular basis. There are always many things to disapprove of when you are an incredibly-cute bunny rabbit!
Also, not fond of mothers!