Welcome to part two of…
I am very funny, which is something you have probably noticed. Once, I almost killed my friend due to my top-notch humor because she inhaled her own hair while laughing at something I’d said and nearly choked to death. I am that funny. But you already knew that. I am also incredibly vain, but you probably didn’t know that on account of my being so humble.
However, sometimes, because of my vanity, I decide that I should go to the gym so that I can be fit along with being naturally attractive. I have a single formula:
Elliptical + Chest Press = Fitness.
This is mostly because I am not comfortable with other machines and also I select workouts that I am good at, and this is the workout I am good at.
I have before and after photos to prove it. I didn’t even photoshop these in any way*.
The proof is in the pictures. I hope that all of my loyal readers feel inspired enough to get as wonderfully fit as me! Good luck!
*Probably. Maybe. Ish.